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Straight Heat Eighties Pseudo 1ct Chewable Tab Pink Lemonade 80mg Per Tablets
Straight Heat Eighties Pseudo 1ct Chewable Tab Pink Lemonade 80mg Per Tablets
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Product Overview
STRAIGHT HEAT Eighties Pseudo Tablet 80mg – Pink Lemonade offers a single, precision-engineered dose ideal for trial, validation, or travel use. Featuring a crisp citrus sparkle up front, balanced by a smooth, rounded sweetness, this flavor is designed to finish clean—pairing seamlessly with morning hydration without leaving a syrupy aftertaste. Each tablet is compression-calibrated for uniform alkaloid distribution and consistent dissolution, ensuring predictable effects and timing. The one-count moisture-protective pouch preserves potency and freshness while enabling users to evaluate flavor, performance, and timing before committing to larger quantities.
Key Features
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80mg Single-Dose Tablet in refreshing Pink Lemonade flavor
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Precision Compression for uniform potency and reliable dissolution
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Moisture-Protective Pouch for maximum freshness and stability
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Flavor Profile: Crisp citrus with a smooth, clean finish
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Designed for Experienced Users familiar with this potency level
Benefits
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Allows potency, flavor, and timing validation before bulk purchase
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Clean citrus profile supports early-day focus and momentum
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Portable, discreet, and travel-ready format
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Encourages journaling for protocol optimization (timing, hydration, stomach state)
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Helps maintain deliberate, consistent use patterns
Quality Assurance
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Visible Lot Coding for traceability
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Third-Party Assay Testing confirms alkaloid content and purity
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Retention Sampling ensures ongoing quality verification
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Lean, recyclable-forward packaging for reduced environmental impact
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Manufactured under strict consistency and safety standards
WARNING: This product contains 7-Hydroxymitragynine (7-OH) and should always be used responsibly and only as directed. Keep Out of Reach of Children. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any medical condition or disease and may be harmful to your health. FDA has not approved 7OH for therapeutic uses. Consult a health provider for questions regarding 7OH use. Do not use this product: (1) if the product is damaged or has been opened prior to use; (2) in combination with any psychoactive, intoxicating or impairing substance including other botanical products , alcohol, nicotine, cannabinoids, or illicit substances; (3) if you have health conditions (including but not limited to any heart or liver disease or disorder, or high blood pressure) or use prescription medicine, over-the-counter drugs or dietary supplements except under physician supervision; (4) if you are pregnant, may become pregnant, or are breastfeeding; or (5) before engaging in dangerous activities, operating machinery or operating a motor vehicle. This product is not intended to be used or sold as an alternative to alcohol, nicotine, cannabinoids, prescription medications, or any other substance. This product is not intended to be used or sold for the treatment of any disease, illness or injury for which physician care should be sought. 7OH may be habit forming. If you struggle with addiction or dependency or have questions regarding 7OH, consult a physician before using this product. If you experience any adverse effects from using this product, seek immediate medical attention.
These statements have not been evaluated by the United States Food and Drug Administration.